Brussels: Loving City

So today I was walking home from work, when I see another loving couple. I was walking through a popular park near Gare Centrale, and saw a couple ahead, standing in an embrace. But as I drew near—just to continue on the path, not to give closer inspection—it became clear that a lot more was going on than just embracing! I swear I mind my own business, so these couples are obviously trying to find me. Or maybe Brussels is just the nastiest city since Caligula's Rome!